They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
