O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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