you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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