I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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