I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
We had sex on a dog bed..
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
