Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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