I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Barsexuality is the new black.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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