By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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