he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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