a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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