There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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