Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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