i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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