let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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