you guys were way drunker than both of me
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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