great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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