And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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