5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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