: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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