You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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