absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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