So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
