Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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