your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I believe in your delicious
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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