i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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