So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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