Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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