even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
