I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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