rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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