so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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