My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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