Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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