I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize