Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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