theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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