The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I want to fling myself into the sun
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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