How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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