I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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