awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
