Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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