She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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