whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Of course I have a pirate flag
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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