yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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