He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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