She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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