D3 body, D1 cock
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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