ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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