Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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