So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just blew my weed a kiss
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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