Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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