This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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