I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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