last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
