Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
then he tried to convert me to islam
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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