Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Congratulations! We have a period
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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