So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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